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"All I know is I will never wake up my inner child again."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Fishbowl rebellion.

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"When Dr. Henderson comes in, everybody play dead."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

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'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."