Embracing New Experiences T-Shirts

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Storage Unit of Love

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Women

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Houdini re-incarnated.

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

“It's his first hibachi.”

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

Confusing directions,

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

Following his therapist's advice, Fred decides to bring something more exotic into his sex life.

"All I know is I will never wake up my inner child again."

Why be dead all your life when you can choose life.

"The closer I get to 50 the more I think it's young."

'I feel very secure, but I should try to act a little more insecure.'

"How about we merge our own personal bubbles into one great big balloon!"

Singles Night - Cafe Shag

"Think of a number, any number."

"I'm going to be on time today because it's fun to try new things."

"I'm out! A free man. Done my time. Paid my debt to society. Strike that off my bucket list."