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He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

'Hey! That's some facial cover-up job!'

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

"Careful Nora. There's nothing worse than a bad oyster!"

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"He said he was a dog person so I dated him, but he was secretly a cat person."

"Sorry, but I never get a girls name tattooed, on a first date!"

'Well I struck out that time. She says she doesn't drink.'

'Like I said in my ad - GSOH.'

'The date didn't go too well. I should have taken her to a place that had more challenging placemats.'

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Actually, I'm not long back on the dating scene myself."

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

"My blind date?! Oh, he was Arabian alright, but he was a camel..."

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

"It's the unibrow, isn't it?"

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."