Explorer Of New Experiences Gifts

“It's his first hibachi.”

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'Actually, what makes you think I suffer from insufficiency syndrome?'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'Giraffe'

Law Office: Sanchez, Chang, Romanov and Ittipiki, Immigration Attorneys.

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

'Cryonics Kit'

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'

"You just download the app and it stores all your nuts in the cloud."

'I'm not happy. Find out what's missing with my life.'

"What if they're right -- what if I do suck?"

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'

Lost Tourists looking for a Cultural Capital

"Don't blame me, the tourist brochure says it's one of the World's great spectacles."

'These feelings of self-loathing that you're experiencing are, at least in your case, quite understandable.'

'I see from your CV that you have a first class degree from the School of Hard Knocks'

Why be dead all your life when you can choose life.

Following his therapist's advice, Fred decides to bring something more exotic into his sex life.

'If I major in criminology, can I get life experience credit?'

'...and like most kids with a chemistry set, I just mixed a little of this and a little of that, so the result was truly a surprise.'

The Usual Retirement or Wild Thing

Autobiographer holds up a mirror to his face.