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You are very important to me!

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Bloody hell!"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Dancing with the Star Wars

The Da Vinci Cod

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Hollywood producer.

Queen Kong

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"That's enough small talk."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."