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"Loved the movie. Hated the audience."

Cineplex. Tickets. That'll be $24. Remember when "big budget movie" referred to what it cost to make?!

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Theatre Crowd

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Hollywood producer.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Cinemuck

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'Scary movie?'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”