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"You hugging me? Are you hugging me? I don't see anyone else here... YOU HUGGING ME??"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Gangster "I'm thinking of getting back into crime, Luigi, - legitimate business is too corrupt"

'Sorry boys... your policy covers Beanstalks, Wicked Old Witches and Jolly Green Giants... but not Big Bad Wolves!'

'No, Meester Bond... I expect it to cure your astigmatism'

'I can't wait to see the reviews in the newspaper to find out whether I like the movie or not.'

'You're not showing up at all on any of the X-rays.'

"Enjoying 'Hannibal' isn't really sufficient reason for applying to become a doctor!"

'Could you try to look guilty, please?'

"That's enough small talk."

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

The Tooth Fairy has filed Chapter 11. Details after the movie...

"If you were a spy or a terrorist, you would tell me, wouldn't you..."

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

"Anything exciting happening up your end dear?"

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

Doggy-3D

"Self-isolation used to be fun when it was my decision."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"I'm not stalking you. I'm binge-watching you."

"Hey, I know things look bleak now, but once we find a palm tree and grow beards we'll be making jokes in no time."

"It's my birthday,George, How about letting me hold the remote?"

Television With Video

"Turn and run, princess! Don't walk into that church, you can do so much better than him!"

"Totally unbelievable, eh, Chaps??"

Too cute for comfort.

'You're awfy easily provoked, are you no?' 'Them's fightin' words!'

"As you are a fan of the Sopranos, Big Tony will turn you into one."

Princess Drops Handkerchief

'This is 'Brief Encounter' - I wish we'd had one!'

"Ate all the good ones, you did."

Quarantine Game #7: What day is it?

The cinema of the Absurd.

"I take it this means Westerns are making a comeback."