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'The diagnosis is that I'm a sad man who is too lazy to leave the house.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Bloody hell!"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

The Da Vinci Cod

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"It's about time."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Queen Kong

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'