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'They always off the mom.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Billy. The Kid.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Bloody hell!"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

The Da Vinci Cod

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"It's about time."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Queen Kong

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'