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'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

Never ending story.

I'm sorry you missed your favorite part, but they can't 'pause' the movie just so you can go to the bathroom!

"So much for the free good movie of the year."

"Our shows starts in twenty minutes. I've got the remote, you grab the beers."

"No, I can't answer why children talk over films and then ask what's going on."

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"

"We should've never bought the popcorn and drink. I'll be working overtime all next week to pay for it."

"So much for the feel good movie of the year."

'First things first - you finish my homework, then I go out to the pictures.'

'They always off the mom.'

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

Home theatre.

'Sure! What is it?'

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

Before TV Reality Shows: 'Don't worry, it's not real blood...just ketchup.' 'And they're not eating raw sheep brain. It's just a green jello mold.'

'It's a kid's movie.'

"Can I stay up and watch t.v. with you?"

At home with the movie-wreckers

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Bloody hell!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"