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"We liked it--it's one of those kids' movies that's also good for stupid adults."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Horror movies

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Queen Kong

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Cosy night in

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

The Odd Couple.