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"We liked it--it's one of those kids' movies that's also good for stupid adults."

Maybe the kids shouldn't watch the evening news.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Horror movies

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Blockbuster Billion Club

Queen Kong

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Cinemuck

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

Cosy night in

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'