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"I bought an old screen from a movie theater for our entertainment room. Getting it in the door and down the stairs may be a challenge."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Bloody hell!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Dating is so expensive...

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Funnel of Love

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'