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"So, how's your scary movie?"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Horror movies

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

Queen Kong

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Cosy night in

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

The Odd Couple.

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

'What will it be tonight? Gore and dismemberment, idiotic and foul-mouthed comedy aimed at fifteen-year-old boys, a macho revenge fantasy, or our special combo platter?'