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'Yes, I know we're hyenas - but sometimes I just don't feel like laughing, Kate.'

"Haven't we already seen all these on Netflix?"

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Video Rental. "Wall Street," "Sunset Boulevard," Cannery Row" --- This is not what I meant when I said I was in the mood for a road movie.

". . . If the feds haul me away, Burn. The. Evidence."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

Mix up at movie appreciation night.

Cinema 'Screen 3, Gone with the wind' single armchair

"I guess this means we're going steady."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Horror movies

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Dating is so expensive...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Funnel of Love

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs