Movie Night Planner Mugs

'Yes, I know we're hyenas - but sometimes I just don't feel like laughing, Kate.'

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

". . . If the feds haul me away, Burn. The. Evidence."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

Mix up at movie appreciation night.

Cinema 'Screen 3, Gone with the wind' single armchair

"I guess this means we're going steady."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Horror movies

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Dating is so expensive...

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Funnel of Love

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."