Movie Nights Mugs

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"Thanks for a nice night."

"I've watched this a million times -- I wish they'd make some new old movies."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'A few more 'runs' on the photocopier and we'll soon be abl to 'buy us' that yacht!'

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Must you do that when I'm watching a scary movie?"

Cosy night in

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Horror movies

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Queen Kong

Cinemuck

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"So, how's your scary movie?"