Movie Night Host Mugs

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Horror movies

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Bloody hell!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Cinemuck

Queen Kong

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Cosy night in

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'