Movie Night Expert Mugs

Netflix and chill?

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Horror movies

"Bloody hell!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

Queen Kong

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

Cosy night in

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."