Movie Night Host Prints

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Horror movies

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Queen Kong

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Cosy night in

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

The Odd Couple.