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"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"Thanks for a nice night."

"I've watched this a million times -- I wish they'd make some new old movies."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'A few more 'runs' on the photocopier and we'll soon be abl to 'buy us' that yacht!'

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

"Must you do that when I'm watching a scary movie?"

Cosy night in

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Horror movies

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Blockbuster Billion Club

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Cinemuck

Queen Kong

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

The Odd Couple.