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"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Horror movies

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Bloody hell!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Queen Kong

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Cosy night in

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'