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'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'The X-Files' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'I don't want to worry you Fred but the babysitter we booked for tonight is two rows ahead and our kids are with her!'

'Don't give me a seat next to any pesky kids!'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Horror movies

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Queen Kong

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Cosy night in

"So, how's your scary movie?"