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'I don't want to worry you Fred but the babysitter we booked for tonight is two rows ahead and our kids are with her!'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Horror movies

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

Cinemuck

Blockbuster Billion Club

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Queen Kong

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Cosy night in

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'