Family Night Planner T-Shirts

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

"It says it's a film the whole family can enjoy."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Dating is so expensive...

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Funnel of Love

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

scrabble love

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Restaurant in the Strand.

"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"

Romantic Frogs

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.