Family Night Planner Mugs

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

"It says it's a film the whole family can enjoy."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Dating is so expensive...

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Funnel of Love

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

scrabble love

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

Restaurant in the Strand.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

Romance