Family Movie Night Gifts

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

Never ending story.

I'm sorry you missed your favorite part, but they can't 'pause' the movie just so you can go to the bathroom!

"So much for the free good movie of the year."

"Our shows starts in twenty minutes. I've got the remote, you grab the beers."

"No, I can't answer why children talk over films and then ask what's going on."

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"

"We should've never bought the popcorn and drink. I'll be working overtime all next week to pay for it."

"So much for the feel good movie of the year."

'First things first - you finish my homework, then I go out to the pictures.'

'They always off the mom.'

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

Home theatre.

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

"Can I stay up and watch t.v. with you?"

At home with the movie-wreckers

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Cinemuck

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"