Film Connoisseur Who Cries Gifts

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Reese Witherspoon

"Housekeeping?!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Buster Keaton

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Jack Nicholson

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Interesting encounters in history.

Al Pacino

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Wayne

Marlon Brando

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

"See you there at seven. And the dress code is business noir."

I told you Norman Bates and Oedipus would have a lot to talk about.

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Breakfast at Universities

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

"Last night my mom made us watch an old comedy with cary grant. He's funny, but he's no Adam Sandler."

"The lost notebook of Orson Welles"