Film Connoisseur Who Cries T-Shirts

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Housekeeping?!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Interesting encounters in history.

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'Kiss me Hardy.'

"See you there at seven. And the dress code is business noir."

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Breakfast at Universities

"The lost notebook of Orson Welles"

"We will always have Paris."