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The Bridge II

'There's nothing on.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Reese Witherspoon

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Binge Watch

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Memory Content is King

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Ennio Morricone

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

"All the better to ignore you with."

John Wayne

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

His films need to be viewed with a post modernist sense of irony...

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."

Consumer care and technologies

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

A woman sunbathes with a laptop over her face

I liked the book better than the movie, but not as much as the "Dateline." "20/20," or "Primetime Live" specials.

Mobile phones vs books

'I tell you, he just sits in back of that thing all day.'

Aren't they supposed to be moving?

"I'm not sure I understand this email you sent me about being too distant, but I'll answer it in a minute."

Cult films!

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

'Without my laptop, my cell phone, my beeper and my Blackberry, I wouldn't have time for a life.'

"Mind the cliff..."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."