Scary Movie Fan Gifts

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Gee, I don't know—does it really say Christmas?"

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

Night mare on Elm Street.

"It's no fun seeing horror movies with a nurse! Nothing scares you!"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Canine Scentipede

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Open House of Horrors

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

The Mummy's Purse...

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Zombie Problems

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."