Scary Movie Aficionado Gifts

"I love a scary film"

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Canine Scentipede

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"The Eggsorcist"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Hitchcock's The Birds

"So, how's your scary movie?"

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Stephen King

"It's no fun seeing horror movies with a nurse! Nothing scares you!"