Fearless Film Fan Gifts

"That movie wasn't too scary for you, was it, son?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Reese Witherspoon

What's an Imax cave?

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Werewolves of London..."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Getting to Know You

Giant slug attacks a city

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Star Wars Audience

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Spoiler alert."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Starvation Watching

Blockbuster Billion Club