Fearless Filmgoers Gifts

Worms going to the cinema to watch a horror movie called "The Robin"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Cinemuck

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Ellen Page

'Oh man, every time.'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

'We come to this planet in search of a movie deal. . . like 'E.T.'.'

Clown Nightmares

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

'I'm prescribing a ticket for a feel-good movie of the year.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'

"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?"

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

Christmas-Plex

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

Repent

'You've seen the film now eat the cast!'

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

Now showing, Deja Kung Foo! 'Those martial arts movies are all alike!'

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'

"No! Not señor discount. SENIOR discount!!"

'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'

"Sit down Fred!"