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Worms going to the cinema to watch a horror movie called "The Robin"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Cinemuck

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

'Oh man, every time.'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Clown Nightmares

'We come to this planet in search of a movie deal. . . like 'E.T.'.'

'I'm prescribing a ticket for a feel-good movie of the year.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'

"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?"

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

Repent

Now showing, Deja Kung Foo! 'Those martial arts movies are all alike!'

Christmas-Plex

'You've seen the film now eat the cast!'

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

Death chasing an old man on bumper cars.

"No! Not señor discount. SENIOR discount!!"

'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'

"Sit down Fred!"