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"Did I miss something?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Filming Christmas

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'It's a horror-comedy.'

I want to be a lawn!

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Vanity Publishing.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

'I'm prescribing a ticket for a feel-good movie of the year.'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Sheep talking "I'm auditioning for the part of breakfast in my latest movie, but I'm just not sure what my motivation is?" "Milk and cereal I'd have thought"

Stars Without Make-Up.