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"Did I miss something?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

Filming Christmas

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Sylvester Stallone

The mission: Impossible burger.

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

I want to be a lawn!

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Millennial Splaining

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

Vanity Publishing.

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

'I'm prescribing a ticket for a feel-good movie of the year.'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

Sheep talking "I'm auditioning for the part of breakfast in my latest movie, but I'm just not sure what my motivation is?" "Milk and cereal I'd have thought"

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."