Feel-good Movie Fan T-Shirts

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Filming Christmas

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

I want to be a lawn!

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

"So you don't want to come along?"

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Titanic 100th anniversary

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Vanity Publishing.

Romance Scene

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.