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"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

Prize vegetables.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

Jumping cheerleaders

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

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'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Great Moment in North Pole History

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."