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Night of the living will

Road sign: 'Exit 73: Gas, Food, Lodging and totally creepy locals who act like they're hiding some ghastly town secret, 3/4 miles ahead.'

Don't just stand there! Give me a hand!

Grim Reaper Spraying Itself with Poison

Canine Scent-ipede.

"Must you do that when I'm watching a scary movie?"

"You look nothing like passport photograph sir...!"

The Night of the Living Dads

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Squeal like a pig!

'That's discrimination!'

Canine Scentipede

"You're Slime, right?"

"No, son...how about we walk down there and eat 'em all?"

"The Eggsorcist"

"All I got was a cake and a card."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"