Lovers Of Horror Twists Mugs

A flasher reveals he is a monster underneath his clothes.

'He likes to power nap.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'You complete me.'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

Vampire Family Photos...

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"Charles please! Not a slice and dice movie."

The Life Challenged Zombies.

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween

Skeleton rises from grave to take selfie

Stormy Night

A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"OW!!! - I keep biting my lip...!"