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"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

The Anti-Agent

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Barks in code.

'... And this is my cellar.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Night of the Zombonies.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"I'm the bad guy..."

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Philip Marlow family

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Horror Stories.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Channelling on the Cheap

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