Lover Of Suspense Pillows

"Your test were O.K., it's just that I love the drama of these moments."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Milkin' Impossible

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

Pet Drone

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

'Would've got away with it, too, if the cops hadn't framed me.'

"Dinnertime already?"

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'Would YOU polish your shoes to such a high shine if you were planning suicide, Inspector?'

A Cow watching a horror movie.

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

Thriller of the Week

Spies surround a man at his office desk

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

Stolen Crime Books.

"This conversation is between you and me, and possibly Doug Ford from Grifftech Industries, with whom we share an air vent."

Scared shadow.

Alfred Hitchcock

"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."

'I hate it when you bring your work home!'

'I'll tell you what happened to the key if you promise not to laugh.'

"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"