Silence Strategist Gifts

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

DING DONG!

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Stealth fighter fly over.

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

"Why are you playing hide-and-seek in the stove!?! Don't shush me! This is my stove!"

Model Stealth Bomber.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Someday all these anonymous accounts will belong to shell companies of which you will deny all knowledge."

Service Entry.

'If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs...'

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"We always take one piece out."

'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'