Silence Strategists Gifts

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

Trappist talk show.

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'Silent type, eh?'

'It's a silent protest.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"Cat got your tongue?"

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

"People used to be more considerate."

Stealth fighter fly over.

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

"Why are you playing hide-and-seek in the stove!?! Don't shush me! This is my stove!"

Model Stealth Bomber.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Large Print Librarian.

St. Lukes Silent Order

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

'They say the secret to public speaking is to pick out one person in the audience and talk to him.' 'Well, did you?' 'Yeah. Unfortunately the person I picked out was snickering, pointing and whispering to the guy next to him.'

'I'm watching you.'

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."