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'I'm drowning in a sea of tranquility.'

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Meditation

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

She required plenty of personal space.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Enlightened Cursing

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Sea of Tranquillity

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'

'I'm off to the city for some peace and quiet.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

"This is sheer bloody mindfulness."

"Come and get me, coppers!"

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'