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"Come and get me, coppers!"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

All we have in life is this moment...

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Sea of Tranquillity

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

"Your hogging the covers again."

"I want you to find your centre."

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

"I'm sick too."

I got woken by my neighbour's fire alarm last night. - 'I went to dial 999 but I hit the 'hash' key by accident.' - 'I got put through to the Jamaican Embassy...' - 'They just said, 'Take it easy, Peel. Everything is gonna be alright.'' -

JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

Anger Management Class.

Customs at the L.A. Airport

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

"Mr. Nunworth ... Hysterical crying on line 1 ... Livid on line 2 ... "

'We were divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Now we're just living together.'

'The anger management is working... there were fewer veins popping in his forehead tonight.'

"I'm not panicking. I'm using this moment to finish my yoga."