Calm Cohabiters Mugs

"Come and get me, coppers!"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

All we have in life is this moment...

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

Sea of Tranquillity

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'If you'll just relax and trust me on this...

"Your hogging the covers again."

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

"I'm sick too."

"I want you to find your centre."

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Anger Management Class.

JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

I got woken by my neighbour's fire alarm last night. - 'I went to dial 999 but I hit the 'hash' key by accident.' - 'I got put through to the Jamaican Embassy...' - 'They just said, 'Take it easy, Peel. Everything is gonna be alright.'' -

Customs at the L.A. Airport

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

"Mr. Nunworth ... Hysterical crying on line 1 ... Livid on line 2 ... "

'We were divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Now we're just living together.'

'The anger management is working... there were fewer veins popping in his forehead tonight.'

"I'm not panicking. I'm using this moment to finish my yoga."