Peaceful City Dwellers T-Shirts

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Hoodie Hang-out

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

No Immediate Danger

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

City Boy.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Love linked

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Saxophone Player.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Push for Disco...

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Serenading

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"I don't believe in you!"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'