City Dweller Seeking Calm T-Shirts

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Muzak's Top 10

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"Thanks to yoga, mom no long jumps to conclusions. She gently stretches."

"We find it calms the patient."

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

CBD Oil for Neurotics

Bob gets the silent treatment from a trained professional.

Zerotasking

'Nice to see some colour in the city.'

"Come and get me, coppers!"

Anti-stress Class

Alex Higgins RIP...

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

Bikini Between Buildings

Society of Mollusc Breeders.

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'