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This statue's called "Tribute to the Introvert."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

Baby Bear.

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Coffee

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Darn it, you're touching my half of the loveseat again. (Published originally on Feb. 20, 2008.)

Comfort zone

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

Owl Reading A Book Titled 'People Cartoons'.

'Mongo - litter box!'

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

Catching the Sun

Sports Collectibles: Sorry...No Ball Park Estimates!

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"I can't wait to forget everything I learned about myself during quarantine."

"Tell you the truth - I ain't feelin' all that Hitchcockian."

Burbivore

Bikini Between Buildings

Old Man Watching Television

"We must move Pipps to a windowless cubicle. As a succulent, he does poorly in direct sunlight."

'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

"We need to have a talk about the cat."

I think I just figured out why this place was available.

"Look, it's not ideal but we both have to live with it."

With a cold, cold winter...how to lower your heating bill.

John's arrival

"Look alive, Proust, you're next."