City Dweller Seeking Calm Prints

'I'm off to the city for some peace and quiet.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Muzak's Top 10

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

"Thanks to yoga, mom no long jumps to conclusions. She gently stretches."

"We find it calms the patient."

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Bob gets the silent treatment from a trained professional.

"Come and get me, coppers!"

'Nice to see some colour in the city.'

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

CBD Oil for Neurotics

Zerotasking

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

Anti-stress Class

Alex Higgins RIP...

Bikini Between Buildings

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

Society of Mollusc Breeders.