Quirky City Dweller Prints

Bikini Between Buildings

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Honey, I'm home.'

Beware of the Lawn

New York Scatological Society

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

A bricklayer building a tree

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'